They are some of the best moments I’ve ever had here, so why does everyone else try to take them and squander what they were? I know they weren’t exactly ideal but they were MINE and they were something I could look back on and smile about. I could finally find some color in this dull world and they just mock them and paint over the colors with blacks and greys. Leave me with my memories and go hurt someone else. I’m not putting up with it anymore.
This is SO cool that I just had to share.
you clever fuckers
my teacher used this today
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%
you fucking piece of shit
Just another day in the hood
I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH
OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE
THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION
"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat
Flynn Rider admires Rapunzel with love while a young boy with a churro stares in disdain at Disneyland
One day you will find love too, Churro Boy.
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
"Hey, I found your blog on Tumblr-"
THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED
I just want to see northern lights.